boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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shadowstep-of-bast:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD


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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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apricockjam:

visiters:

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back

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becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

It’s like I’m reading a book, and it’s a book I deeply love. But I’m reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. I can still feel you, and the words of our story, but it’s in this endless space between the words that I’m finding myself now. It’s a place that’s not of the physical world. It’s where everything else is that I didn’t even know existed. I love you so much. But this is where I am now. And this who I am now. And I need you to let me go. As much as I want to, I can’t live your book any more.

-Her (2013)

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon is exactly the same except they have Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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Anonymous asked: FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.

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thunderstoned:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

IM SC REA MING

i don’t have enough air in my lungs to laugh the way i want to at this.

I so, so hope beyond all hoping that this was sincere and not someone just being funny. I really want this guy to exist, and be struggling in the world.

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haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them