Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
(Source: , via werewolf-queen)
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.
Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back
Imagine your icon is exactly the same except they have Morgan Freeman’s voice.
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
IM SC REA MING
i don’t have enough air in my lungs to laugh the way i want to at this.
I so, so hope beyond all hoping that this was sincere and not someone just being funny. I really want this guy to exist, and be struggling in the world.